More from Monsters University.
The Monsters University website (promoting the forthcoming film) is a really impressive affair and covers every aspect of university websites pretty convincingly from admissions to campus life and from institutional history to news and events.
Was also amused to note there is a Monsters University crime report:
Four female students report prank phone calls from an unknown male caller pretending to be a lost human.
Three female students report being pelted by tossed fruit from roof of Chemistry Lab building.
Student accused of keeping unlicensed urn in room. Call initiated by agitated roommate. Upon investigation by Officer Barker, the student claimed it “contained the ashes my many, many good grades.” Barker forced to stop the “slapping melee” that ensued.
“PEC” poster spotted in dorm-adjacent dumpster, alongside piles of empty checkbooks.
One of the Pep Squad’s pom-poms reported missing. It was later discovered in the equipment room cozying up to a spare football.
Think the real world True Crime on Campus is probably better…